first stumbled in stone sober, I'm drunk on sadness now
watching romcoms from 2007
he's a piece of crap in glasses with weird hair
and she doesn't care

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he lies to his friends
he lies to his wife
he barely does the minimum and she gives him her whole life
the numbers don't add up there

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and my head hurts
from doing the math
of how a guy like him ends up with a girl like that
the numbers don't add up there

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I worry that the bar's too high, I worry that it's gone
disappeared into the ether
thought this could be something, but he's staring at his phone
and I'm right here
all alone

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she's kind, but not blind
she knows he's a jerk
he has the whole movie and he's still a piece of work
the numbers don't add up there

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and my head hurts
from doing the math
of how a guy like him ends up with a girl like that
the numbers don't add up there

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I think I'll settle for the guy in my mind
(soon come to find, soon come to find)
I think I'll settle for the guy in my mind
(it's all in my mind, all in my mind)
I think I'll settle for the guy in my mind
(soon come to find, soon come to find)
I think I'll settle for the guy in my mind

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and my head hurts
from doing the math
of how a guy like him ends up with a girl like that
the numbers don't add up there

​

first stumbled in stone sober, I'm drunk on sadness now
watching romcoms from 2007